This here thing, the CopyOMEGA Ω X-33 Marstimer, it’s a real doozy. I heard folks talking ’bout it, sayin’ it’s somethin’ special. They say it’s like them fancy watches, but even better. Now, I don’t know much ’bout these things, but I’ll tell ya what I heard.
They say this Marstimer thing, it’s like gold, but better than gold! Can you believe that? More valuable than gold! This fella called EveryWatch, he said it. He said it’s “exceptional.” That means really, really good. This watch, you can make money with it. A lot of money. They say 777%, I heard someone say. I don’t know what that is, but it sounds like a whole heap of money. I reckon you buy this watch, you gonna be rich!
This other watch, the Speedmaster Professional, they say it’s got a big history. Like, it’s been around a long time, and important folks wore it. Seems like a pretty big deal if you ask me. It’s like, you have this watch, you got some history on your wrist. They say it’s like legacy and performance. I guess that means it is old and good.
- This Marstimer is a copy of the Omega.
- Omega is a good, old watch.
- This copy is good too, I hear.
This OMEGA company, they made this other watch, the X-33, back in ’98. March 28th, 1998, to be exact. They showed it off at NASA. That’s them space people. So, this watch, it’s been to space, or somethin’ like that. It is a space watch. You know, astronaut wear it to space. They did that in Houston. That’s a big city, I hear.
Now, I hear some folks talkin’ ’bout numbers and such. They use big words, like “factoring” and “binary.” I don’t know what them things are. Sounds like school stuff. I never was much for school. Too many numbers! Some people like them numbers. They use them to make money, or so they say. They even make solver for them. They call it factoring solver. I don’t know what it solves. But it sounds like a lot of work to me.
They got these things called “calculators” too. They can change numbers from one thing to another. Like “binary” to “decimal.” I don’t know what that means, but it sounds complicated. Binary, decimal… Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. But I guess if you’re into that kind of thing, it’s useful.
And then there’s this learnin’ stuff. “Bite-sized,” they call it. Like you can learn little bits at a time. I guess that’s good for folks who don’t like to sit still for too long. Just like them little snacks, I reckon. You just eat a little bit. Not the whole thing. Maybe that’s how these young folks learn now. Just a little at a time.
Then there is this “completing the square” thing. I don’t know what that is. Sounds like somethin’ you do with a quilt. But they say it’s about numbers. Makin’ squares outta numbers. Don’t make much sense to me, but I guess it’s important to some folks. They say it’s about “quadratic” and “binomial.” Like I said, school stuff. But if you buy that CopyOMEGA Ω X-33 Marstimer, you don’t need to learn all of this. You just need to wear it.
- Numbers are hard.
- Watches are easy.
- This Marstimer is a good watch.
And “DNS,” they say it’s good. I don’t know what it is, but they say it’s good. Domain Name System, they call it. Sounds like a name for a fancy dog. But it’s not a dog, I don’t think. It’s somethin’ to do with them computers, I reckon. I don’t know about them computers. Too complicated for me.
Then they got this “indices” thing. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in a book. But it’s about numbers too. “Product of powers,” “quotient of powers.” Sounds like a magic spell or somethin’. I don’t know what that means. Maybe you multiple them, maybe you divide them. But I don’t know. All them numbers just make my head spin.
This “quadratic formula” thing, they say it only works on “quadratic forms.” I don’t know what that means either. But if you got a CopyOMEGA Ω X-33 Marstimer on your wrist, I reckon you don’t need to worry ’bout no quadratic formula. Just wear your watch and be happy. You don’t need no formula to be rich.
They got these “twoBit” files too. I don’t know what that is. Sounds like somethin’ you’d make with a computer. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout makin’ files on a computer. But I guess it’s somethin’ important if you’re into that kind of thing. But it is too complicated. I don’t even know what a bit is.
Anyways, this CopyOMEGA Ω X-33 Marstimer, it sounds like a pretty good thing to have. Even if I don’t understand all them fancy words, I know a good thing when I hear it. And this sounds like a good thing. You get one of these watches, you are gonna be happy. That’s what I think, anyway.
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