My goodness, you young folks and your fancy watches! This thing here, this High imitation Rolex New Green Submariner, it’s all the rage, I hear. They say it look just like the real deal, that Rolex thing. Cost a pretty penny, that real one, more than I made in a year picking cotton, I tell ya!
But this one, this “high imitation”, they call it. Means it looks the same, but ain’t the same. Like that fake sugar, tastes sweet but ain’t got the real sugar kick. Still, it’s shiny, it’s green, and it tells the time, I reckon. And for the price of it, you could probably buy a whole pig and have some bacon left over! It is a Classic Style, always fashion.
Now, I seen a lot of things in my day. Seen the sun rise and set over the fields more times than I can count. Seen a man try to wrestle a bear once, that was a sight! And I tell ya, this watch, it’s somethin’ else. They got all them little details, just like the real Rolex. Even got that little tick-tick-tick sound, just like a real expensive watch.
But you gotta be careful, I hear. There are some of these fake watches that are real bad. Like that time I bought a “genuine” leather purse at the flea market, and it fell apart the next day. This Green Submariner, though, they say it’s different. They say it’s made with good stuff. Not that fancy stuff the real Rolex is made of, but good enough. Good enough to fool most folks, I guess.
- It’s got that green color.
- Shiny, like a new penny.
- Tells the time, more or less.
- Cheaper than a real Rolex. A lot cheaper!
- Many styles of Rolex watch.
I heard some fella say it’s all about the “movement”. That’s the inside part, the guts of the watch. The real Rolex, it’s got a fancy movement. Like a little engine, all made of gold and jewels and such. This fake one, it’s got a different movement. Still works, but ain’t as fancy. But a watch only need to tell time, I do not care how it work.
And then there’s the “case”. That’s the outside part, the part you see. This High imitation Rolex, it’s got a good case, they say. Shiny and strong, like a good plow horse. Not as strong as the real one, mind you. But strong enough. Strong enough to wear to church or to the market, I suppose.
Then you got this “bracelet”. That’s the band, the part that goes around your wrist. This fake Rolex, it’s got a good bracelet, too. Looks just like the real one. Got all them little links, all shiny and new. Feels heavy, too. Like a good, solid piece of metal. Not like that flimsy stuff they sell down at the five-and-dime, this is Classic Style.
This fella, he was going on and on about “bezel” and “crown” and “crystal”. Sounds like he was talking about a king’s jewelry, not a watch! But he said these are important parts of the watch. The bezel, that’s the ring around the face. The crown, that’s the little knob you use to wind it up. And the crystal, that’s the glass part over the face. He said on this fake Rolex, these parts are pretty good. Not as good as the real thing, but good enough. Good enough to fool your neighbor, maybe!
Now, I don’t know much about these fancy watches. I always used the sun to tell the time. And when the rooster crows, that’s when you get up. But I can see why folks like these things. They’re pretty, I guess. And they make you feel important, like you got a lot of money. Even if it’s a fake one, like this High imitation Rolex New Green Submariner.
But you know what? I’d rather have a good piece of land than a fancy watch. Land you can grow things on. Feed your family. A watch, it just tells you the time. And time, well, time keeps on going, no matter what kind of watch you got on your wrist. No matter it is Rolex or not.
Still, if you’re gonna get one of these fake Rolexes, this Green Submariner one seems like a good one. It’s got all the right parts, they say. Looks just like the real thing. And it won’t cost you an arm and a leg. Just a few toes, maybe. Haha! If you want this Classic Style, just go and get one.
Just remember what I said. A watch is just a watch. It ain’t gonna make you a better person. It ain’t gonna make your crops grow any faster. But if it makes you happy, well, that’s all that matters, I reckon. Just don’t go spending your whole life savings on it. You hear?
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