Well, let me tell you, this here high imitation Rolex GMT-Master II Root Beer, it’s somethin’ else. My eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I can still see this watch is a looker. This one here, it’s called a “Root Beer,” kinda like that old-timey soda. It’s fancy, I reckon. But not too fancy that a regular person can’t wear it.
They say it’s a copy, a “high imitation” they call it. Means it ain’t the real deal, but it sure looks like it. Cost a heck of a lot less, that’s for sure. My neighbor, bless her heart, she got a real one. Paid a whole heap of money for it. This one here, you can get for a fraction of the price. Good for folks like us, you know? We ain’t got money to throw around, but we still like nice things. I ain’t got no Rolex, and I don’t need one. Just saying, for someone who wants to appear rich, this is the thing to get.
This Rolex GMT-Master II Root Beer, it’s got that brown and black, kinda like, well, root beer! And gold, too. Looks like real gold, but I guess it ain’t. They call it “Everose gold.” Sounds made up to me. But it shines real nice, I gotta say. That brown part, they call it a “bezel.” I don’t know what that means, but it looks purty.
They say this watch is good for folks who travel. Got somethin’ called “GMT.” Don’t ask me what that is. I ain’t never been further than the next county over. But if you’re one of them jet-setters, maybe this is the watch for you. Keeps time in two places at once, I hear. Fancy, huh? This Root Beer bezel, everyone will see it and know you are a traveler.
- This watch, it’s big, too. 40 millimeters, they say. Big enough to see without my spectacles.
- It’s made of that “Oystersteel” and that fake gold. “Oystersteel” sounds tough. Like them oysters down by the coast.
- This imitation Rolex, it’s a good deal, I tell ya. Saves you a lot of money.
I seen some folks sellin’ these online. They say they are “like new.” Well, if it’s a copy, it better be like new! You don’t want no used-up fake watch. I saw one selling for lots of money. I won’t say the number here, you will think I am crazy. These rich people are crazy, I tell ya. But you can find a good one for a good price if you look around, I reckon. You don’t have to pay that much. Just be smart about it.
Now, they got other watches, too. I seen one called a “Yacht-Master.” Sounds even fancier than this Rolex GMT-Master II. They sometimes call it a “Root Beer” too, but it ain’t the same. This here GMT-Master II, that’s the one you want if you want that Root Beer look.
This thing, they call it a “model number” 126711CHNR. What a mouthful! Don’t know why they need so many numbers and letters. Just call it the Root Beer and be done with it. That’s what I say. This 126711CHNR thing is just too much for me.
I remember they had these Root Beer watches a long time ago. My old man used to talk about them. Then they stopped makin’ them for a while, I think. Now they’re back, these new ones. They say this new one is like the old one, but better. I don’t know about all that. But it sure is shiny. It is a Rolex after all, even if it is a fake one.
This imitation Root Beer Rolex, you can wear it to church, to the market, anywhere you go. Folks’ll think you got money. Maybe that’s important to some people. Not to me, but to each their own. I prefer to be honest. But I won’t judge you if you wear this. You do you.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a fancy watch but don’t wanna spend a fortune, this high imitation Rolex GMT-Master II Root Beer might be just the ticket. Just remember what I said, it ain’t real. But it sure looks good, don’t it? And that’s all that matters to some folks. Just don’t go around braggin’ too much about it. Folks might catch on, you know. Just wear it and enjoy it. You will look like a million bucks with it. You don’t need to tell people how much you really spent on it, you know. Just let them think you got good taste. That is the best part of these things.