Well, well, well, look what we got here. A fancy bag, they call it a CopyFendi Calf Hair Mama Bag Baguette Brown Bag. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? My granddaughter, she’s always on about these things. She’s always looking for them in specialty stores. Says they’re all the rage. She say these bags is the best.
This Fendi bag, what is it? That is just a copy one, not real. But is looks good. They say it’s made from calf hair. Now, what in tarnation is calf hair? Sounds kinda strange, don’t it? But they say it’s like, special cow skin. Real soft, like a baby’s bottom. I reckon it feels nice to the touch. That’s what the young folks like, I guess. These Fendi things are always brown. This brown bag is popular. All the girls like the brown one, they tell me.
My granddaughter, she’s always telling me about these specialty stores. Big, fancy places, full of shiny things. She spends hours in there, just lookin’ around. Says it’s like a candy store for grown-ups. I don’t know about that. Seems like a lot of fuss to me. But she sure does love it. She says these stores, they got all the latest stuff. All the things the other girls got.
- Calf hair, what is it?
- CopyFendi is not real.
- Specialty stores is good place.
- Brown bag is popular.
She’s been wanting one of these CopyFendi Calf Hair Mama Bag Baguette Brown Bag things for a while now. Keeps showin’ me pictures on that phone of hers. Says it’s the perfect one. Perfect for what, I don’t know. Carryin’ around her knick-knacks, I suppose. She say everyone want this Fendi thing, the brown one. The calf hair one.
I asked her, “Why you need another bag? You got a whole closet full of ’em!” She just rolled her eyes at me. Kids these days. They always wantin’ somethin’ new. These trendy bags, what they call them, are easy to get. They just buy these trendy bags at these specialty stores. Always somethin’ trendy. This CopyFendi bag is what’s trendy now.
This Calf Hair Mama Bag, that’s what they call it. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find on a farm, don’t it? But they say it’s fancy. High fashion, they call it. I don’t know about all that. Seems like a lot of money for a bag, if you ask me.
And this Baguette part, what is that all about? She kept going on about that. Is it like the bread? The long, skinny bread? Why they callin’ a bag a bread? These young folks and their words. It’s all a mystery to me. The young folks are going crazy about this brown Baguette bag in these specialty stores.
She says these specialty stores, they got all kinds of these bags. Different colors, different sizes. But this brown one, this CopyFendi Calf Hair Mama Bag Baguette Brown Bag, that’s the one she wants. Says it’s the best one. Says all the other girls got one. She’s always going to these stores to look for this brown bag. She say this is the best place to get this Fendi thing.
I told her, “Why don’t you just get a regular bag? A nice, sturdy one that’ll last ya.” But she just laughed. Said I didn’t understand. These CopyFendi bags, they’re special, she says. They are status. I don’t know what status is. I think it just means you got money.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ there’s anythin’ wrong with these fancy bags. If that’s what the young folks like, then that’s what they like. But I do worry about her spendin’ all her money on these things. She works hard for her money. She should have money. And this Fendi thing is not cheap.
These specialty stores, they charge an arm and a leg for these bags. I seen the prices. Made my eyes water, they did. I think she is crazy. But she like these things. And it is always good to buy good things. But she needs to save some money. It is good to have some money.
But I guess that’s the way of the world these days. Everyone wants the latest thing. The fanciest thing. And these CopyFendi Calf Hair Mama Bag Baguette Brown Bag things, they’re the fanciest thing around, I reckon. At least, that’s what my granddaughter tells me. She want this brown one. She say she will find the best one. She want the perfect one.
She say she will buy this in the specialty stores. She is always talking about these specialty stores. Maybe I will go there with her next time. I want to see these bags.