This here thing, this watch, this High imitation Rolex New Green Submariner, they say it’s somethin’ special. I seen them fancy watches on the TV, all shiny and whatnot. This one, they call it a Submariner. Green, like a… like a pond frog, kinda. But a real shiny frog. My neighbor, she got one, she did, bought it from the Official flagship store, she said. They say them Rolex watches, they’re worth a whole heap of money, this High imitation one, not so much. But it looks just as good, I tell ya.
Now, I don’t know much about these things, but this here watch, it’s got that little circle thing, they call it a “case,” ’bout 40 millimeters. Sounds small to me, like a button on a coat. But that’s what they say, the real ones, they are this size. They say the real ones, they’re heavy. Like a… like a good bucket full of well water. This fake one is, you know, lighter. But who’s gonna notice? Unless you go around hefting people’s watches, which ain’t polite, now is it?
And the tickin’. A real Rolex, they say it don’t tick. Just kinda… glides. Like a hawk circlin’ in the sky, all quiet and smooth. This one, well, it ticks. But it ain’t loud, not like that old clock we used to have, the one that sounded like a horse trottin’ on a wood floor. This one’s quiet, like a mouse sneakin’ through the pantry. You gotta listen real close, this High imitation one. The real ones from the Official flagship store? Silent, they say.
They got this little pearl thing, a “pip” they call it, on the real ones, right up top, at the 12, like the sun at high noon. Supposed to be right in the middle, like the yolk in a fried egg. This one, this High imitation Rolex New Green Submariner, well, it’s kinda… off. Like a button sewed on crooked. And the color ain’t quite right. But who’s gonna be lookin’ that close, I ask ya? Only them fancy folks with their lookin’ glasses, I reckon.
- Rolex, they are fancy.
- This one, looks like Rolex.
- Green like a frog, a shiny frog.
My neighbor, she brags about her real one, how they “certified” it. Like it’s a prize-winnin’ hog or somethin’. Says it comes with a paper, says it’s real. And a guarantee, like on a new plow. Two years, she says. Two years! This fake one? No such thing. But it’s still a nice watch, you know, for the price.
Now, some folks, they get all riled up about these fake ones. Say it ain’t right, cheatin’ and all. But I say, if it looks good, and it tells the time, what’s the harm? This High imitation Rolex New Green Submariner, it does that. It tells the time. Maybe not as good as the real one from the Official flagship store, but it does the job. It’s like buyin’ a mule instead of a thoroughbred. The thoroughbred’s gonna cost ya an arm and a leg, but that mule, he’ll get the work done just the same. Maybe not as pretty, but he’ll pull the plow. This fake Rolex, same idea.
I seen them folks makin’ these fakes, on the TV. They’re good, real good. Makes you wonder why they don’t just make their own watches. If they can make somethin’ that looks just like a Rolex, they could make their own, right? Maybe they do, I don’t know. But they’re good at foolin’ folks, I’ll give ’em that. This High imitation one is good, real good for fooling.
So, if you’re wantin’ a fancy watch, but you ain’t got a king’s ransom to spend, this here High imitation Rolex New Green Submariner, it ain’t a bad choice. It’s like gettin’ the look without payin’ the price. Just don’t go tryin’ to fool nobody who knows about these things. They’ll spot it, like a hawk spots a field mouse. But for everyday wear, it’s just fine. Just fine. The Official flagship store one, sure, it’s better. But this one, it’s good enough, you know?
Just keep in mind, this ain’t the real deal. It’s like… like a picture of a cake. Looks good enough to eat, but it ain’t gonna fill your belly. This High imitation Rolex New Green Submariner, it’s a picture of a Rolex. Looks good, but it ain’t the same. Still, for the price, it’s a pretty good picture, I’d say. A real pretty good picture of that fancy green watch from the Official flagship store. You can wear it, tell the time, look good doing it.
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