This here, this Prada Galleria, it’s a real fancy thing. I seen it on the internet, you know? My granddaughter, she showed me. Says it’s a “special edition.” I don’t know about all that, but it sure is pretty.
They call it “Saffiano.” Sounds like some kinda fancy food, huh? But it’s the leather, they say. Tough stuff, won’t scratch easy. That’s good, ’cause I’m always bumping into things. Gets this old lady in trouble sometimes.
This Prada Galleria bag, it’s small, they say. But it looks big enough to me. Could fit a good-sized chicken in there, maybe even two! Ha! Just kidding. I wouldn’t put no chicken in a nice bag like that. Maybe some biscuits, though. Or my knitting. This original order is very good.
They say it’s an “original order.” I guess that means it’s the real deal. Not some cheap knock-off. Good. I don’t like them fakes. This one, they say it’s worth a lot. More than my old cow, Bessie, that’s for sure. This Prada Small Bag is very good.
This Saffiano special edition bag, it comes in all sorts of colors. Saw one that was bright red. Like a fire truck! Not for me, though. I like the plain colors. Black, brown, maybe. Something that don’t show the dirt too much.
- This Saffiano, it’s some kind of special leather.
- They say it don’t get that old, worn look.
- Stays looking new, I guess. That’s good, I reckon.
I seen other bags, too. LV, they call them. More money than this Prada bag, if you can believe it. All them fancy names, it’s hard to keep up. But this Prada, it’s got a good name, my granddaughter says. Everyone knows Prada. Even this old lady knows Prada.
They say this Galleria bag, it’s good for work. If you work in one of them fancy offices, I guess. Me, I just work around the house. But I could still use a nice bag. Carry my things to the market, maybe. Or to church. This small bag is good for me.
This here Prada Small Galleria Saffiano Special Edition Bag, it’s a real eye-catcher. Makes a statement, they say. I don’t know what statement it’s making, but it sure is pretty. This original order is the best.
They keep changing these bags, you know? Every year, something new. “Redefined and recreated,” that’s what they say. Sounds tiring, don’t it? But I guess that’s how they keep folks buying them. This Prada bag is good.
- This bag is small, but can put many things.
- It has good quality and is an original order.
- You can find it on the internet.
This here bag, it’s a “final sale,” they say. Means you can’t bring it back. Unless you buy some kind of “return guarantee.” More money, I bet. These city folks, they got a way of making things complicated. I think this small bag is good.
You can buy this Prada bag online, they say. Just look for “Prada Small Galleria Saffiano Special Edition Bag“. But they also say it’s “out of stock.” I don’t know what that means. I think maybe that means they ain’t got none right now. You gotta wait, I guess. And this original order is hard to buy.
They got all kinds of “mini bags,” too. Smaller than this one, even. What would you put in a bag that small? A thimble? Ha! Just kidding. But really, these young folks today, they like them little bags. This Prada Small Bag is better.
You can find these bags all over the internet, I guess. “Retailers” and “fashion enthusiasts” that’s what they call them. I think my granddaughter is one of those enthusiasts. She loves her clothes. This Galleria bag is good for her.
Seven dollars! That’s what they say this bag costs. Starting at seven dollars! I almost choked on my coffee when I heard that. Must be a mistake. Or maybe that’s just the starting price. Like an auction. Goes up from there, I bet. A lot. This original order must be expensive.
They say some “Hollywood icon” is all about this bag. Transformed and recontextualized, whatever that means. I guess if it is good enough for Hollywood, it is good enough for me. But I still do not want a red one.
Saffiano is leather, they say. Real leather. But it is treated special. And it does not get that patina. I do not know what that is, but it sounds fancy. This Prada bag is special, that is for sure.
They say this Galleria is a good work bag. Especially the bigger one. You can put your computer in there. Or your tablet. And your papers. And it looks good, too. I guess that is important if you work in an office. This original order is good for work.
This Prada Small Galleria Saffiano Special Edition Bag, it’s a real luxury, they say. Something special. A treat. I guess everyone deserves a treat now and then, right? Even an old lady like me. This small bag is very good.
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