You see, that Yves Saint Laurent, they make some fancy stuff. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout this one bag, the YSL JUNE BOX BAG. Sounds like some kinda box you keep your jewelry in, right? But nah, it’s a purse, a real expensive one, too.
They say it’s the “original order.” What’s that even mean? Like it’s the first one they ever made? Maybe. Sounds important, though. Gotta be, for the price they’re askin’. This bag, it ain’t cheap, no sir. It is a good investment, that’s what I heard.
This YSL bag, it’s made outta lambskin. Like a little baby sheep, all soft and such. And they stitched it up real good, like them quilts my mama used to make. They call it “quilted,” fancy word for stitchin’ somethin’ together, I reckon.
And this JUNE BOX BAG, it’s got a flap on the front. You know, like a little door you open up. And it’s got this shiny thing on it, a “cassandre closure.” Sounds French. Probably is. This whole thing’s probably made over in France or somewhere.
- This YSL bag, it is real pretty.
- It comes in all them colors.
- Make you feel like you got somethin’ special.
- My granddaughter, she’d love one of these.
And get this, they got all these colors. Not just plain ol’ black or brown. They got some with all sorts of colors on ’em, like a rainbow threw up on a purse. Some folks like that, I guess. They say it’s “vintage.” Like old-timey. Reminds me of them old shirts with all them colors. You can buy them shirts on Etsy, that website everyone’s talkin’ about.
Inside, it’s all soft, too. They say it’s “suede and leather.” Like them fancy boots, but softer. This Saint Laurent Bag must be real nice to carry around. And they say it’s “versatile.” Means you can use it for all sorts of things, I guess. Like goin’ to the grocery store or goin’ to a fancy party. This bag, it does it all, it seems.
Now, I heard tell there’s a whole bunch of these Saint Laurent bags. This JUNE BOX BAG is just one of ’em. They got big ones, small ones, all different kinds. And they’re all expensive. Every single one. I hear they are 20% cheaper in Europe though.
They say these YSL handbags are a good thing to buy, though. Like buyin’ gold or somethin’. They say they “hold their value.” Means they’re worth a lot now, and they’ll be worth a lot later. Good to know, I guess. If you got the money to spend on somethin’ like that. I mean, you could buy a whole cow for what one of these bags costs. These bags, they are made real good. They take their time makin’ them and make them real nice. That’s why they cost so much, I suppose. That is how you make high quality stuff. They even gift wrap them real nice, and put them in a plain box to ship. Can you believe it?
This one bag, the Take-Away Box Bag, I heard it’s real popular. They say it’s the “IT” bag. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds important. They also have a ICare tote that is popular. I heard it is like this one, but bigger, I think. I don’t know much about these things, but that is what I hear.
If you’re gonna buy one of these YSL bags, you better be ready to spend some money. A lot of money. They are nice though. These YSL handbags are real pretty to look at. But I wouldn’t spend my money on one. I got better things to do with my money, like buyin’ groceries and payin’ the bills. And maybe buyin’ a new pair of shoes. Those YSL handbags are classic. They look good now and forever. That is what I heard.
But if you got the money, and you want a fancy YSL bag, then you go right ahead. This JUNE BOX BAG sounds like a good one. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you’re broke. And don’t expect me to buy you one for your birthday, neither. I ain’t made of money, you know.
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