Well, well, well, look what we got here. This here’s a thing called RemakePRADA Prada Galleria Saffiano Leather Mini-Bag, Original order, they say. Fancy name, huh? Sounds like somethin’ them city folks would carry around. I reckon it’s one of them little purses, all small and what not.
They say it’s made of this stuff, “Saffiano leather.” Now, I ain’t never heard of no Saffiano cow, but it must be somethin’ special, ’cause this little bag, it costs a pretty penny. This leather, it’s got this, like, bumpy feel to it. Not like the smooth leather we used to use for saddles back in the day. This one’s all criss-crossed, like a waffle.
They say this here Prada Galleria, that’s what they call it, is all fancy and all that. Got a bunch of pieces, 83, they say! Eighty-three! Can you believe it? Just for this tiny little thing. My old quilt’s got more patches than that, and it keeps me warm all winter!
- 83 pieces in this mini bag!
- Saffiano leather is bumpy!
- Prada is a big name, so they say!
This here bag, it’s got a little triangle thingy on the front. Says “Prada” on it. I guess that’s how you know it’s the real deal. Like brandin’ a cow, but fancier. And this Prada mini-bag, it’s small, real small. Like, you can’t fit much in it. Maybe some coins, a lipstick if you’re lucky, and your teeth if they are not in your mouth.
They say this here is a “Remake“. Sounds like they made it once, then they made it again. Like when I patch up my old apron. But this bag, it ain’t no apron. This is a Prada, they keep sayin’. And this here is the “Original order“. Like it was made special.
Now, inside, they got this other kind of leather, called “Nappa.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d spread on your bread. Or this other stuff, “Jacquard nylon.” That’s a mouthful. It’s got all these little ropes and the word “Prada” all over it. Like a pattern, you know? If it ain’t got that, then it ain’t a real Prada bag, I hear.
It’s all stitched up real good, I suppose. Not like my stitchin’. Mine’s got character, you know? This one, it’s all perfect, like a machine did it. They say it is “Free shipping and returns.” I guess if you don’t like it, you can just send it back. I don’t know what is Saks Fifth Avenue but it sounds fancy, ain’t it?
This “Saffiano” stuff, they say everybody’s usin’ it now. Other folks makin’ bags and such. Michael Kors, Tory Burch, Coach, Longchamp. Never heard of ’em. But I guess if they’re usin’ this Saffiano, it must be somethin’ special, this RemakePRADA Prada Galleria Saffiano Leather Mini-Bag.
They showin’ it in all sorts of colors, too. Like a rainbow. But a small one, ’cause it’s a mini bag, remember? They call this thing “recontextualized”. I don’t know what that big word means. But it sounds important.
I seen a lot of bags in my day. Big ones, small ones, cloth ones, leather ones. But this Prada Galleria mini-bag, it’s somethin’ else. It’s like a little piece of the city, right here in my hands. All fancy and newfangled.
- They say it is a Remake.
- This bag is an original order.
- Prada bags have a special lining inside.
I reckon if you got the money, and you like these little fancy things, then this here Prada Galleria Saffiano Leather Mini-Bag might be for you. It’s a statement, they say. Whatever that is. I guess it tells folks you got good taste. Or at least, you got money to spend on a tiny little purse. Me? I’ll stick to my old feed sack purse. It’s got more room, and it don’t cost an arm and a leg. And it holds everything I need just fine. You can fit half a chicken in there if you need to. Can’t do that with this Prada mini-bag!
But you know, this little bag, it’s kinda pretty in its own way. All shiny and new. It is a RemakePRADA Prada Galleria Saffiano Leather Mini-Bag, after all. If you want one of these fancy little things, make sure it’s the real deal. Check for that triangle thingy, and that fancy linin’ inside. And make sure it’s got all 83 of them pieces! It is an original order so it must be perfect. Or maybe you will just save your money and get somethin’ more practical. Like a good pair of boots. Or a new chicken for the coop.
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